Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels!

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!